Words Women Use

Words Women Use

  1.) FINE:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

 2.) Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house.

 3.) Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).

 4.) Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission.  Don't Do It!

 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 6.) That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:  A woman is thanking you.  Do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

 8.) Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.