DOESN'T MATTER YOUR AGE, WE ALL NEED A LIVING
I think this is the best living
will form that I've seen, it's easy to
understand, and it makes perfect sense, as well.
I, Dennis Chapman,
being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be
kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put
in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't
pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended
on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply
running up the bills.
If a reasonable
amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at
least one of the following:
______ Vodka and Tonic
______ The remote control
it should be presumed that I won't ever
get better. When such a determination is
reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel
in the tubes and call it a day.